Joel goes through so much
is this anything
alternate version
Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it’s aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like “haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!” but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season
The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch’s game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handing the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.
Like, okay, the events of the games aren’t canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can’t account for player actions.
Oh, and the animated short films aren’t canon either – they’re properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That’s a little high concept for you guys, but fine.
But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we’re not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.
My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it’s at least as canon as anything else!
Age old question, fellas
It’s okay guys! Freddy’s just nervous
honestly nothing shows the sad and pathetic state of media targeted toward minors better than the fact that inside out 2 does not and cannot introduce “horny” as one of the new pubescent emotions
this may read like a shitpost but i do mean it genuinely, it’s frankly depressing that you cannot make a piece of art exploring the feelings and internalities of middle schoolers that actually explores the realities that middle schoolers experience. like the real-life experiences of average middle schoolers are considered “innapropriate” to put in art intended for middle schoolers!
if you put an uncensored account of an average middle schooler’s day to paper, it would be rated adult media and middle schoolers would be discouraged from reading it. that sure doesn’t feel like how the world should work.